Pete

Five Countries Tour

Cliff wasn't lying when he said on the first day, "You ain't seen nothin' yet", and I doubt I will ever again see and experience the joys of alpine and autobahn touring like that.

I'm frustrated with regular runs out of Sydney, Macquarie Pass is over in minutes (sounds like my sex life), Putty Road's getting like a big yawn, I jumped at the chance when the kitchen fairy said OK to a couple of the lads and me "tear-arsen" through the best bike playground on the planet.

Cliff wasn't lying when he said on the first day, "You aint seen nothin yet", and I doubt I will ever again see and experience the joys of alpine and autobahn touring like that.

What an experience, I'm fifty but I felt twenty-five again (her name was Helga). Seriously, what an incredible time, the sights, tastes, sounds, road conditions, accommodations, the whole package. 

Well done Cliff, me and my troupe had a sensational trip. You're not such a bad bloke either, I'm still passing some of those jokes off as my own.